Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.
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18th May 2013
Reblogged From orgasm
Notes: 148833
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do you think the museum will accept this as a fossil
Me and my mom text
does beyonce measure her weight in beyounces
i fricken hate math jokes I only get them a fraction of the time
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
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